I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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