I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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