Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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