and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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