you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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