Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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