Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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