No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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