Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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