I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
