i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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