Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
