If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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