hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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