Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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