Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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