Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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