Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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