He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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