god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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