Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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