i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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