He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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