you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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