Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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