she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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