Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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