You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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