Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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