i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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