butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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