Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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