I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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