My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
