do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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