Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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