Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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