then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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