what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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