i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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