guys are not supposed to queef...right?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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