i need an iv and a liver transplant
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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