And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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