That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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