oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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