Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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