I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he thought i was a dude.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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