NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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