I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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