You work out of a Hotel?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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