I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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