What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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