I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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