Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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